Welcome to the Spider Lake Yacht Club (S.L.Y.C),
Where the flagship vessel is a pontoon boat, top speed is "eventually," and the No Wake rule is less a law and more a mission statement.
There is no yacht. There has never been a yacht. There is a Bimini top, a cooler of suspiciously warm seltzer, and a guy named Bill who has been "working on the motor" since "who knows". But we do have a burgee, a founding date of "whenever we felt like it," and a membership committee of one.
Wear this shirt and you'll instantly radiate the quiet confidence of someone who owns deck shoes but has never actually docked anything. Compliments your dad-joke delivery and your firm belief that idling in the middle of the lake counts as "boating." Printed on soft, breathable cotton, because comfort matters when your cruising speed is a brisk 3 mph. Membership not included. Smugness absolutely is.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG prints: chest artwork and small back logo with crisp detail
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Welcome to the Spider Lake Yacht Club (S.L.Y.C),
Where the flagship vessel is a pontoon boat, top speed is "eventually," and the No Wake rule is less a law and more a mission statement.
There is no yacht. There has never been a yacht. There is a Bimini top, a cooler of suspiciously warm seltzer, and a guy named Bill who has been "working on the motor" since "who knows". But we do have a burgee, a founding date of "whenever we felt like it," and a membership committee of one.
Wear this shirt and you'll instantly radiate the quiet confidence of someone who owns deck shoes but has never actually docked anything. Compliments your dad-joke delivery and your firm belief that idling in the middle of the lake counts as "boating." Printed on soft, breathable cotton, because comfort matters when your cruising speed is a brisk 3 mph. Membership not included. Smugness absolutely is.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG prints: chest artwork and small back logo with crisp detail
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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